The first little one said he went to see his Nana.
The teacher said, "No, No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown-up word."
The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo.
The teacher again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a train. That's the grown-up word."
Then the teacher asked the third one, Little Johnny, what he did during the summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read.
Johnny puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied,
"Winnie
the
Shit."
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