Pope
A man is waiting to board a plane, and hears that the Pope is also on this
flight. He doesn't think much more about it and boards when his row is called.
After he is seated, the Pope boards the plane, walks up the aisle, and sits
right next to him. Naturally the man is flustered, and makes some awkward
small talk, after which, the Pope pulls out a crossword puzzle. After a few
minutes, the Pope asks, "Do you know a 4-letter word for woman that ends
in U-N-T?" The man thinks, "I can't say that! What could it..." Then he realizes
it, and shouts, "Aunt! Aunt!" "Of course," says the Pope. "May I borrow your
eraser?"
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