McDonnell-Douglas Warranty


                       McDonnell Douglas Warranty Card
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                       AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES
Important! Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase
otherwise warranty will Be null and void.

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to
protect your new investment,  please take a few moments to fill out the
warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not
required, but the information will help us to develop new products that
best meet your needs and desires.

1. _ Mr.   _ Mrs.   _ Ms.   _ Miss   _ Lt.   _ Gen.   _ Comrade  _ Classified
First Name
Last Name
Password
Code Name
Latitude            Longitude            Altitude

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
_ F-14 Tomcat   _ F-15 Eagle   _ F-16 Falcon   _ F-117A Stealth

3. Date of purchase: Month:          Day:          Year:

4. Serial Number:

5. Please check where this product was purchased:
_ Received as gift/aid package
_ Catalog showroom
_ Sleazy arms broker
_ Mail order
_ Discount store
_ Government surplus
_ Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you
have just purchased:
_ Heard loud noise, looked up
_ Store display
_ Espionage
_ Recommended by friend/relative/ally
_ Political lobbying by manufacturer
_ Was attacked by one

7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision
to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
_ Style/appearance
_ Kickback/bribe
_ Recommended by salesperson
_ Speed/maneuverability
_ Comfort/convenience
_ McDonnell Douglas reputation
_ Advanced Weapons Systems
_ Price/value
_ Backroom politics
_ Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
_ North America
_ Central/South America
_ Aircraft carrier
_ Europe
_ Middle East
_ Africa
_ Asia/Far East
_ Misc. Third World countries
_ Classified

9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase
in the near future:
Product             Own         Intend to purchase
Color TV
VCR
ICBM
Killer Satellite
CD Player
Air-to-Air Missiles
Space Shuttle
Home Computer
Nuclear Weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all that
apply:
_ Communist/Socialist
_ Terrorist
_ Crazed
_ Neutral
_ Democratic
_ Dictatorship
_ Corrupt
_ Primitive/Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
_ Cash
_ Suitcases of cocaine
_ Oil revenues
_ Deficit spending
_ Personal check
_ Credit card
_ Ransom money
_ Traveler's check

12. Occupation      You     Your Spouse
Homemaker
Sales/marketing
Revolutionary
Clerical
Mercenary
Tyrant
Middle management
Eccentric billionaire
Defense Minister/general
Retired
Student

13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the
interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating
on a regular basis:
Activity/Interest            You     Your Spouse
Golf
Boating/sailing
Sabotage
Running/jogging
Propaganda/disinformation
Destabilization/overthrow
Default on loans
Gardening
Crafts
Black market/smuggling
Collectibles/collections
Watching sports on TV
Wines
Interrogation/torture
Household pets
Crushing rebellions
Espionage/reconnaissance
Fashion clothing
Border disputes
Mutually Assured Destruction

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers
will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you
better in the future--as well as allowing you to receive mailings and
special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and
mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:
McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
P.O. Box 800
Lebanon, MO
 



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